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Therapy for the cow dependent
"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."
Tags:sod house, sod houses, sod, dirt, dirt floor, cowboy, cowboys, barn, barns, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, tile, tiles, flooring, floors, interior, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decoration, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, rural, rustic, home improvement, house, houses
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Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.
'Shoot! There goes dinner!'
'You reckon' you'll ever try chewin' on somethin' else?'
A former ranch hand, Dr. Durmley liked to show off his ability to rope and extract a tooth.'
'Do you remember where we parked at?'
"I'm in the air right now - let me call you back after I land."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, bucking horse, bucking horses, horse, horses, rancher, ranchers, ranching, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, flight, flights, telephone, telephones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, distraction, distractions, horse riding, horse rider, horse riders, horse-riding, horse-rider, horse-riders
"Slim has a dry scaly patch on his neck! Ride to town and bring the dermatologist."
Tags:dermatologist, dermatologists, dermatology, dry skin, dry skins, cowboy, cowboys, rancher, ranchers, ranch hand, ranch hands, medical emergency, medical emergencies, medical specialist, medical specialists, skin specialist, skin specialists, sunburn, sun burn, tough man, tough guy, rancher, ranchers, wild west, american west
"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."
Tags:cowboys, cowboy, cowgirl, cowgirls, babies, baby, toddler, infant, daycares, babysitter, kindergartens, toddlers, infants, daycare, child care, babysitters, babysitting, kindergarten, wild west, ranchers, rancher, ranching, herding babies, buckeroos, old timers, ranch hands, line riders, herding, old west, westerns, open range, time outs, time out, respite, motherhood, respites, mothers, child rearing, trail drive, cattle drives
'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'
'Did you want me, boss?'
"You must have given him a lot of fertilizer."
Rounding up Bulls.
"Bad news, PETA has unionized your cattle."
'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'
"That's too bad. Here, however, we like stampedes."
"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."
Tags:cattle drive, driver, drivers, cattle, drover, drovers, rustler, cowboy, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, cow ranch, cow ranches, generation gap, generation gaps, generational divide, moving with the times, aeroplane, aeroplanes, cattle drive, airplane, airplanes, cow drive, old fashioned, rustlers, cows, steers, abilene, air travel, meat market, cowboys, ranch hands
"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowpokes, old west, western, cowpuncher, bar, saloon, drink, drinking, tavern, walk the walk, talk the talk, westerns, cowpunchers, cowhand, cowhands, ranch hand, ranch hands, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, imposter, imposters, impostor, impostors, wild west, american west, authenticity
Technology and Agriculture
"Sorry, but they call themselves cowboys: so they must love us more than they love their horses..."