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'You fellas know what the code of the west is? I need it to get online.'
"First we get a bunch of cows."
'Hey partner, you're building your brand with stolen content.'
"Face it, Earl. We're dogfoodboys."
'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'
Space Hopper Rodeo
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, vaqueros, vaquero, cattle, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle ranching, ranching, horse riding, bull riding, equestrian, equestrians, bull rider, bull riders, moon hopper, skippyballs, kangaroo balls, skippyball, kangaroo ball, bouncer, hippity hop, hoppity hop, sit and bounce, hop ball, competitive sport, competitive sports
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
Don't laugh. Meat and milk production is up 50%.
"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."
Tags:ranch, ranches, ranching, cowboy, cowboys, cowhand, cowhands, cow-hand, cow-hands, cattle, mistake, mistakes, fault, at fault, instruction manual, instruction manuals, steps, control, controlling, management, managing, training, training manual, accident, accidents, problem solving, troubleshooting
"I'm writing entries in my daily dairy diary."
''E's going for the 'double'!'
Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with dairy goats are the hardest.
"Do you think this grass is organic?"
Comedy Clubs of the Wild West
"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."
Tags:mental health, mental health day, mental health days, me time, alone, alone time, introvert, introverts, introversion, introverted, cow, cows, cattle, cattle rustler, cattle rustlers, cowboy, cowboys, ranch, ranches, ranching, rancher, ranchers, stray, strays, straying, herd, herds, busy, too busy, break off, breaks off, breaking off, relax, relaxing, relaxation, self-care, self caring, refocus, refocusing, staycation
"Well, well! Looks like someone's not a happy camper! Get it? Happy camper? We're camping? Happy...cam...ahem..."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, outlaw, outlaws, rancher, ranchers, ranching, happy camper, happy campers, camper, campers, camping, camping trip, camping trips, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, crimes, criminal, criminals, gun slinger, gunslinger, gunslingers, gunslingers, wild west, western, westerns, american west, old west, joker, jokers, joke, jokes, inappropriate, humour, humor
Tickle Fight At The OK Corral
'Was this supposed to be a cattle dive...or drive?'
"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, farm, farms, farming, livestock farm, livestock farms, livestock farming, ranch, ranches, ranching, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, rancher, ranchers, farmer, farmers, free-range, free range, free, freedom, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, unmanned aerial vehicles, uav, uavs, u.a.v., u.a.v.s, surveillance, watching, observation, supervision, spying, tracking, government, governments, kiss goodbye, kiss good-bye
"Yippee - I - O. Over?"
'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
'Have your posse hunt down my posse and we'll all do lunch.'
'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'
"I'm in the air right now - let me call you back after I land."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, bucking horse, bucking horses, horse, horses, rancher, ranchers, ranching, ranch, ranches, ranch hand, ranch hands, flight, flights, telephone, telephones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, distraction, distractions, horse riding, horse rider, horse riders, horse-riding, horse-rider, horse-riders