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"Of all the Fortune 500, we're probably the most tongue-in-cheek."
"This looks good."
Tags:general, generals, army, armies, four-star, four-star rank, military, rank, ranks, ranked, four star rank, four star, four star general, four star generals, four-star generals, four star general, restaurant, stars, restaurants, nato, north atlantic treaty organisation, north atlantic treaty organization, north atlantic alliance, admiral, admirals, air chief marshal, officer, officers, dining, eating, eat, food, foods, five star restaurant, star, stars, star restaurants, five-star restaurant, five star restaurants, five stars
"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
Tags:military, officer, officers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, crossword puzzle, crossword puzzles, crossword, crosswords, word puzzle, word puzzles, puzzle, puzzles, show-off, brag, display, hobby, hobbies, leisure, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, water, water shortage, water shortages, dehydration, starvation, thirst, thirsty, global aid, aid worker, aid workers, need, needs, want, wants, importance, rank, ranking, ranking, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, prioritising, prioritising, foreign aid, aid program, aid programs, international aid, necessity, necessities, basic necessity, basic necessities, charity, charities, charity worker, charity workers, demand, demands, water scarcity, western society, imperialism, western imperialism
"Five minutes, General."
Tags:bonsai tree, bonsai trees, miniature trees, miniature tree, indoor plant, indoor plants, house plant, house plants, compete, competition, the green man, green man, failure, fail, failed, third place, lose, lost, gardeners, gardener, rank, ranking, podium, podiums, winners podium, winners podium, stupid, stupidity, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, misunderstood, misinterpret
"You'll be a perfect addition to our expendable workforce."
Tags:business, businesses, company, companies, corporate, corporation, corporations, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, hierarchy, employee, employees, worker, workers, expendable, unimportant, replaceable, disposable, not important, lowly, low, low man on the totem pole, office life, office, offices, position, positions, rank, ranks, perfect addition, perfect additions, hiring, hire, hired, new worker, new employee, new workers, new employees, recruit, recruiter, recruiters, recruitment, hr, human resources, h.r.
"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."
Tags:frog king, king, kings, monarch, monarchs, endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, ecosystem, ecosystems, swamp, swamps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, climate-change, climate change, climate crisis, royal, royals, rank, ranks
"No flag pin!"
Tags:military, officer, officers, soldier, soldiers, general, generals, rank, ranks, medal, medals, pin, pins, lapel, lapels, lapel pin, lapel pins, decoration, decorations, award, awards, badge, badges, bar, bars, ribbon, ribbons, hero, heroes, heroism, bravery, service, service record, service records, record of service, flag, flags, flag pin, flag pins, missing, patriotism, patriot, patriots, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties
A dog kicks at cat off the couch and then a man kicks the dog off the couch.
(General admission) (Private screening)
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"This one is for converting a military base into a crafts center."
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"Big deal, an A in math. That would be a D in any other country."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, mark, marks, grade, grades, report card, report cards, report, reports, math, maths, mathematics, test, tests, testing, academic, academics, academic standing, academics standings, international, foreign, comparison, comparisons, compare, comparing, rank, ranks, ranking, score, scores, elementary, primary, intelligence, standard, standards, curriculum, curricula, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, country, countries, modern life
'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'
'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'
"He's pleasant enough but he's definitely not sushi grade."
"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."
Tags:military supplies, military surplus, army, armies, military, war, wars, military grade, deployment, deployments, stint, stints, stationed, regulation, regulations, tribeca, new york city, new york, lieutenant, rank, ranking, ranks, tour of duty, tours of duty, stationed overseas, chair, chairs, chair cushion, chair cushions, salesperson, salespeople, sales clerk, sales clerks, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, retail, stupid question, stupid questions, customer is always right, stickler, sticklers, world war ii, second world war
'This demonstrates our blame flow.'
"Dang brother, that's rank. What have you been eating? Seriously dude, that's just nasty."
"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, vice president, vice presidents, vp, vps, favorite, favourites, favorites, favourite, favoritism, favouritism, hierarchy, rank, ranks, ranking, bias, nepotism
Man celebrates his Google ranking.
'Oi! There's a pecking order around here, you know.'
J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.
Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...