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"You misspelled 'Obamacare'."
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"If we have unlimited minutes on the weekend, why do we make the ransom call on a Tuesday?"
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"Sir, your change."
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'Darling? I think I'll be a bit late tonight!'
"It's your captors. They want to know where you are."
We have your sock.
Tags:chore, chores, washing, washing, laundry, launderette, washing machine, washing machines, lost socks, lost sock, sock, socks, crime, crimes, kidnap, kidnapped, hostage, hostages, ransom, ransoms, ransom notes, dryer, dryers, tumble dryer, tumble dryers, threat, threats, absurd, clothes, clothing
"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."
"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"
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"We've tried rebranding, downsizing, and reorganization. I say it's time we change our approach."
Tags:ransom, ransoms, ransom note, ransom notes, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies, rebrand, rebranding, downsizing, reorganization, reorganisation, office politics, restructuring, downturn, downturns, recession, profit, profits, new plan, approach, approaches, changes
"Where's my helicopter?"
'Well at least he took the time to use different fonts for every letter.'
Held to ransom!
An English Major gets a ransom note
'It looks like your wife's been kidnapped by rogue monks.'
"It's from the squirrels...they have the dog and will release him for one million peanuts!
'It's the bullpen, coach. They agree to send in the lefty. ... However, they're demanding $10 million in unmarked bills and safe passage to a country with no extradition treaty.'
'The next time you get captured by rabbits, you can pay your own ransom!'
'Ah, ransom note versus ransom phone call...there are bad people who disagree on this issue.'
"What hope do I have... when you can't even get the grammar right on the ransom note?"
"Next time, don't demand unmarked, small bills!"
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"Phew, no Comic Sans at least."
Thrift: 'Instead of a 20 million euro ransom, we're demanding just 19 million!'