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A man lies in a hammock under leaves.
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'Thanks to these new rollers, you should donate a pint of blood in 14 seconds,'
"Did you dial the rabbit response line?"
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'We've been struggling to keep up with our rapidly growing enrollment.'
"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."
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Denial... Sometimes it just makes sense.
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'Hey thanks man, I was making no progress against those rapids. Would you mind setting me down right up there at the spawning grounds?!'
Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."
"Wow! I pray I look that good at sixty."
Express Check-In Lane: 8 Sins or Less
"I'm sorry...but I've just been informed recent technological advances have rendered this course obsolete!"
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'Come on - I haven't got all day!'
'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'
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'What do you mean, it won't take pictures of your kids? I use this model to take pictures of my kids playing all the time and it works fine, three second delay or not!'
Concern #23 on Class 5 rapids: who's got the car keys.
Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.
'Why shouldn't he come along? He inflated the raft for us, didn't he?'
"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."