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Mr. Science Times
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"If you're being raptured, throw me your wallet."
Tags:religion, religious, rapture, raptured, going to heaven, christian, christians, christianity, evangelicalism, fundamentalist, poor, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, tramp, tramps, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, wallet, wallets, money, cash, man, men, businessman, businessmen, rich, wealthy, well-off, pentecostal, pentecostals, pentecostalism
"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."
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'So should I bother with dinner?'
How to tease a Red-Stater
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"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"
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The end is near. Are we nearly there yet?
'A Major Doomsday Event Is Nigh'
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'For the last time, Vernon! It's not the rapture - it's a sunny interval!'
The rapture is coming.
Man with "end is near" sign is gone.
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'I don't know why they keep expecting me to destroy the earth. They're doing a great job on their own.'
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The end is near.
'Aughhh! It's the wrapture!'
The End Was Near.
"For the last time, Vernon! It's not the rapture - it's a sunny interval!"
Judgement Day. 'Ignorance is bliss!' 'But it's no excuse!'
The end is nigh.
End of the world insurance.
'Hey, this guy makes sense!'
End of the world insurance.
"It always takes me a couple of cups of coffee to feel the rapture."
Tags:heaven, angel, angels, death, rapture, end time, second coming of christ, bible, end of days, final days, end of time, last days, earth, coffee, coffees, caffeine, morning, mornings, morning blahs, energy, waking up, awake, pep up, feel awake, coffee, addict, coffee addicts, caffeine addict, caffeine addicts, coffee addiction, caffeine addiction, morning coffee, morning coffees, religion, religious
'Oh. C'mon, Eddie.. You didn't really believe all that rapt-cha stuff, did you?'