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"You are about to experience something rare in your life, Stan—rejection."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, rejection, rejected, rejecting, experience, experiences, new, rare, women, woman, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, dumped, dumping
"So where were you during the tourist season?"
Tags:monster, monster, creature, creatures, scotland, scottish, uk, united kingdom, great britain, lake, lakes, loch, lochs, loch ness, loch ness monster, nessie, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, tourism, tourist, tourists, tourist season, rare, unusual, strange, scotsman, scotsmen, local, locals, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceros, giraffe, giraffes, safari, safari animal, safari animals, rare, wild, endangered, endangered animal, endangered animals, rarer, holier-than-thou, holier than thou, ego, egoist, egoists, egotistic, egotistical, self-centred, self-centered, attitude, bad attitude, snob, snobs, snobby, smug, self-satisfied, conceited, judgemental
Polar Bear arrives at house
Tags:polar bear, bears, bear, sea ice, ice, arctic, antarctic, sea levels, rising, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, climate changes, house, home, visitor, unexpected, flood, flooding, warming, melting ice caps, sea-levels, global, global climate change, endangered, endanger, endangers, rare, environment, environmental issues, environments, environmental
'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!
"That's the city for you—you live next to someone for years and never even catch a glimpse fo them."
Tags:urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, horror, grotesque, unusual, strange, creature, creatures, monster, monsters, mutant, mutants, neighbor, neighbors, neightbour, neighbours, rare, sighting, sightings, meeting the neighbours, meeting the neighbors, knowing your neighbours, knowing your neigbors, property, properties, real estate, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, building, buildings, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums
"How nice. A truffle."
Tags:animal, animals, hog, hogs, pig, pigs, food, mushroom, mushrooms, fungi, truffle, truffles, truffle hog, truffle hogs, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, proposal, proposals, marriage proposal, marriage proposals, down on one knee, proposing, engagement ring, engagement rings, popping the question, precious, rare, valuable, chef, chefs, cook, cooks
After a rare sighting, a string of phrases is born,
A man finds the first edition of the Ten Commandments written on stone tablets in a bookstore.
Tags:book, books, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, bookseller, booksellers, literature, first edition, first editions, rare, religion, religious, bible, old testament, moses, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, decalogue, ten commandments, 10 commandments, commandment, commandments, stone, tablet, tablets, original, originals, collector, collectors, consumerism
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
Tags:art, art history, classic art, modern art, museum, museums, galleries, culture, cultural, cultural reference, parody, parodied, spin off, spinoff, spin-off, spinoffs, spin offs, spin-offs, art collector, art dealer, art collection, private collection, collection, collections, rare, rarity, modern, modernity, modern art, signature, style, stylish, pollock, jackson pollock, check, cheques, checks
"True, most accidents occur in the home. Rarely, however, do they involve two vehicles."
Tags:accident, accidents, accidental, cars, car, car accident, car accidents, driver, drivers, passenger, passengers, car crash, car crashes, vehicles, vehicle, crash, collision, collisions, pile-up, home, homes, insurance, house insurance, content insurance, police, policeman, police investigation, unusual events, unusual circumstances, unbelievable, rare, accident in the home, accidents in the home, odds
"I'm afraid they've decided to stop kidding around!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, tea tray, tea trays, tea service, tea services, teapot, teapots, saucer, saucers, teacup, teacups, tea pot, tea pots, tea cup, tea cups, sugar, milk, afternoon tea, high tea, tea set, tea sets, flying, unusual, strange, rare, sighting, sightings, innovation, innovations, innovative, creative, word play, wordplay, pun, puns
'What's wrong with you?'
"Unicorns do exist!"
Tags:unicorn, unicorns, unicorn horn, unicorn horns, rare, legendary, magical, mythical, creature, creatures, exist, proof, evidence, hunter, hunter, hunt, hunting, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, rifle, rifles, hunting rifle, hunting rifles, shooter, shooters, shoot, kill, killed, trophy, trophies, horn, horns, animal, animals, game, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, safari, extinct, extinction, last unicorn, endangered, endangered species, destruction, environmental destruction, poaching, poach
"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"
'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'
"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."
Tags:bigfoot, sasquatch, sasquatches, folklore, myth, myths, legend, legends, story, stories, unknown, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, super, supers, superintendent, superintendents, caretaker, caretakers, manager, managers, building manager, building managers, custodian, custodians, maintenance, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, rare, sighting, sightings, building, buildings, flat, flats, apartment, apartments, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, disappear, disappearing, untraceable, impossible to reach, can't contact, property, properties, real estate
Meet the Reader
"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."
Tags:chess, chess game, chess games, childish, childishness, defense, defence, tactic, tactics, tactical, adventure, adventures, make up story, making up stories, imagination, immature, immaturity, chess master, chess masters, strategy, strategies, unorthodox, outside the box, thinking outside the box, rare, think outside the box, new idea, new ideas, good idea, good ideas, idea, ideas
"Offhand, I'd say its diet goes a long way toward explaining the lack of reported sightings."
Tags:sighting, sightings, sighting, sightings, monster, monsters, giant monster, giant monsters, rock monster, rock monsters, rare, rare animal, rare animals, gorilla, gorillas, white gorilla, white gorillas, yeti, abominable snowman, bigfoot, sasquatch, man-eating, killer, killers, killing, mythological creature, mythological creatures
"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."
"Nothing. I just called to say I found a working pay phone."
'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'
'Well, it WAS worth nine thousand dollars. Sorry about that.'
Welcome to the Zoo.