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"You're the only straight snail I've ever met."
Meet the Reader
"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."
'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.
Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.
"It's a very unusual virus. Have you ever been on Mars?"
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men."
Please Contact National Geographic Magazine - You Belong to the Rarest Life Form on Earth
'It's a limited edition print... strictly limited to the number of people that want it.'
'Come quick - a pileated woodpecker!'
"The bad news is that you have a disease unknown to medical science. The good news is I'm going to name it after me."
"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."
'In my experience, common sense is far from common. . .'
'I can't say that I have a specific interest in presidents or scientists. What have you got in the way of autographs by short, obnoxious autocratic bosses?'
'Alcoholidaze: The rare white wino.'
"Doctor said it's so rare that they can't be bothered to find a cure."
Life's Rarest Things