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"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"
"This stuff worked pretty well on me."
'A screwdriver for my husband? No - for my husband, I'd prefer rat poison.'
"It's delicious. I think it's rat poison."
Whack 'em pest control
"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."
'Let's see - your life insurance is paid...we got the rat poison...now let's go home and have a nice cup of tea!'
'Do you know whether this rat poison has been tested on animals?'
'Hold it. This stuff expired six months ago.'
"Oh yeah, cats, traps and poisons, you have to worry about, but believe me, pied pipers are the real danger!"
"I'm returning this. My husband says it makes his coffee taste funny."
'For goodness sake, it is NOT rat-poison: It's spinach!'
'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'
'Oh, stop complaining. It's the thought that counts!'
"Your wife's sleeping with my cousin mike." Rat Poison
"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."