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'The two groups can't agree on the best route to the cheese, so Dr. Lazarus will introduce another variable to break the impasse.'
'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'
"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"
Tags:teaching to the the test, no child left behind, teacher, teachers, teaching, standardized test, standardized tests, standardized testing, maze, lab rat, lab rats, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, lab assistant, lab assistants, lab assistance, mice, mouse, rat, rats, educator, educators, professor, professors, knowledge, learn, learns, learning, learning difficulty, learning difficulties, scientist, scientists
"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."
Tags:lab rat, lab rats, laboratory, laboratories, lab, labs, rat, rats, mouse, mouses, mice, scientist, scientists, maze, mazes, drug trial, drug trials, animal experiment, animal experiments, animal experimentation, ambitious, pushy, college fund, college funds, parent, parents, support, supportive, parental support, sacrifice, sacrifices, work life, home life, animal testing, work, profession, professions, parenting, parenthood
"The cheese balls—can I get that as an entrée?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, request, requests, cheese balls, entree, appetizer, appetiser, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification
A giant rodent on a ski lift
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, medicine, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, rat race, daily grind, nine-to-five, employee, employees, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, going to work
"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."
Tags:pea-green boat, owl and pussycat, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, story, storybook, stories, book, books, owl, cat, owls, cats, turkey, turkeys, rat, rats, nonsense, silly, kids, kid, child, children, bedtime story, bedtime, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, daughter, daughters, update, updated
Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop
Tags:maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, puzzle, puzzles, cheese, cheese shop, cheese shops, cheese store, cheese stores, shop, shops, store, stores, store front, store front, shop front, shop fronts, entrance, front entrance, entrances, front entrances, display, displays, mouse, mice, rat, rats, customer, customers
Mice taking lessons.
"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in exchange for immunity?"
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, witness, witnesses, immunity, deal, legal deal, legal deals, rat, rats, informant, informants, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, administer, administers, oath, oaths, exemption, impunity, judge, judges, judicial, judicial branch, jury, law, law and order, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys
"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."
Tags:cheese, cheese lover, cheese lovers, dairy, snack, snacks, food, foods, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mouse, talking mice, talking rat, talking rats, love, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, lovers, lover, love lost, owl and pussycat, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, story, storybook, stories, book, books, owl, cat, owls, cats, turkey, turkeys, rat, rats, nonsense, silly, kids, kid, child, children, breakup, breakups, war, military, soldier, soldiers
'We close at six.'
"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, scientific research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, cat, cats, feline, felines, stress, predator, predators, prey, escaping, survival, survival instinct, survival instincts, pressure, maze, mazes, labyrinth, labyrinths, survival skills, cognitive skills, thinking skills
"About time they did something about the rats!"
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice
"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."
Tags:side effect, side effects, lab rat, lab rats, rat, rats, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, backache, backaches, dizzy, dizziness, roommate, roommates, new roommate, new roommates, nightmare roommate, nightmare roommates, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, apartment sharing, flat sharing, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, animal testing, animal test, animal tests
"O.K., we'll walk, but don't feed the street life."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, privilege, privileges, white privilege, daughter, daughters, bird, birds, pigeons, pigeon, rat, rats, mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, homeless, homelessness, food pantry, food pantries, food bank, food banks, homeless shelter, homeless shelters, feed the homeless, charity shop, charity shops, charity, charities, donate, donation, donations, panhandle, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandled, beg, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, spare some change, bum, bums, poor, poverty
'Dude. I'm gonna say this, one...more...time. I do not know how to make cheese.'
Mousetrap: 'How was your dining experience?'
"I'm a changed man, Lou - I'm wearing a wire AND a fitbit."
Rat Driving Trump
Tags:rat, rats, impeachment, impeachments, scandal, scandals, impeachment trial, impeachment senate trial, impeachment investigation, senate, republican, republicans, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, abuse of power, presidential powers, ukraine crisis
"I solved the maze in fifty-three seconds, but it was a Monday level."
Tags:rat, rats, experiment, experiments, experimental, experimenting, animal, animals, animal testing, animal tests, maze, mazes, career, careers, working life, working world, modern life, modern world, lab, labs, lab rat, office drone, office drones, productive, productivity, productively, rat race, rat-race, monday, mondays, onday blues, psychology, psychological, similar, similarities
"Ratting people out has been good to me."