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"You've been warned, Hoskins."
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Rattle Snake Bad Ideas
'Lucky me, to have bumped into an intelligent, friendly rattler with a wonderful sense of humour.'
"And just what the hell is that supposed to mean."
"You don't have a leg to stand on."
"It's sad really. Hard living and bad investments have taken their toll, but back in the 80's he was a big deal flag model."
'Did you hear what happened to Bob last week? He was in the middle of a ten-mile crawl and a rattler came out of nowhere!'
"What do you mean you got a lube job?"
Magician pulls snake out of hat.
'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'
'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'
"Fantastic job on the rattle! Now let's focus on the shake and the roll."
The origin of flight attendants.
"You didn't shake out your boot."
"You're always treating me like a baby."
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"Don't worry, it's only a baby. "
. . . And when Larry lifted the rock, there it was, the least liked member of the animal kingdom - the Tattle Snake.
'Suddenly Jake was confronted by the dreaded raffler'
'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'
"Somebody's got spring fever."
A Cattle Snake
Rattlesnake shakes tail and loses rattles.
'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'
'It never occurred to Steggy what was giving away his best hands.'