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"I put the MINT in varmint."
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"You ready to order."
'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'
"Evenin' gents - what's yer poison..?"
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Doing the Right Thing
"Junior, don't slouch!"
Snake, typing letter.
"I'm going to be late for that meeting – I've got to suck out some venom."
Rattlesnake Roundup: 'We need better PR!'
'There you go again...always rattling off on me!'
"What do you mean you got a lube job?"
Magician pulls snake out of hat.
"My skin looks terrible. Fortunately I'm going to shed it next week."
"We both need to get away and unsidewind awhile."
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"Fantastic job on the rattle! Now let's focus on the shake and the roll."
Cowboy shoots a rattlesnake
"You're always treating me like a baby."
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"I'm told in your culture it's not uncommon for your parents to try to eat you. But it still hurts, doesn't it?"
"Hunting for a living sounds like way too much work mum! I think I'll try to find myself a nice herpetologist to take full care of me..."
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"Mum, Mum, can Suzie and I use your old skins to play dress-up?"
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Rattlesnakes telling a snake holding a rattle - "For the last time. No!"
'Name yer poison, gents!'
'It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family when the time came for the children to strike out on their own.'
'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'
'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'