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'My God! Will you lookit the way the man puts his pants on!!!'
And now back to work.
The Election Strategy
Obama wins by a tounge.
"If I'm not re-elected, I'll go back to my consulting business. I advise members of congress on how to be re-elected."
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"I'm looking for voter feedback. Tell me what I need to say to get re-elected, and I'll say it!"
"I will not run for re-election so I can spend more time with my role officer."
'Let's just say I unfriended Harry Reid 'old school' style.'
'The American people can't be that smart - or why would we keep getting re-elected?'
'Four years ago, it was so astonishing to see a black guy up there taking the oath...'
'You call that a campaign promise.'
'I have decided not to run for re-election, so I can spend more time with my legal defense team.'
'Now that the election's over, we can begin a new era of peace and prosperity....I'm inheriting a real MESS from myself!'
National Endowment for Re-Election
"My client pleads guilty your honor but..."
'I want a second chance, like the president.'
'That's his motto.'
'What I have to do first?!'
If you don't like the job I'm doing, damnit, don't vote for me! - Senator Yomp.
'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'
'Take in the applause...let your mind absorb it...think it...believe it...and convince everyone...it's 2008.'
Senator Yomp forces himself to seek re-election!
'The bad news is you lost your appeal, the good news is you won re-election.'
'Man! There really IS a POT problem in California!'