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"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
'My God! Will you lookit the way the man puts his pants on!!!'
"He has a spotless record - 12 arrests, no convictions."
"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."
Why the 'Throw the bums out' feeling about Congress after the government shutdown won't get anywhere. . .
'I am the winner!'
'What I have to do first?!'
If you don't like the job I'm doing, damnit, don't vote for me! - Senator Yomp.
'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'
'Do you think he'll win a second term?', 'I don't know -- I'm not sure I'm ready for 'Baracky II.''
'Hey! There's nothing in the barrel but pork!'
Senator Yomp forces himself to seek re-election!
It's great fun spending your tax dollars!: 'He's getting WAY overconfident!'
Make your MP work...don't re-elect him!!
"I can't make history - I'm too busy deleting it."