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"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
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Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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'Stuart, those are combs. The reading glasses are over here.'
Moses' Reading Glasses
"Foursquare and several beers ago..."
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'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'
'What do you mean for reading only. . . ? Put them on, you've got a family to feed!!'
"These reading glasses aren't working. I still can't see the book!"
"Nice reading glasses."
Age discrimination in job recruitment.
'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'
You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...
Gigantic Senior Computer
"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."
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"I'm sorry, but I can't read you your rights. I left my glasses at home."
'It's a wristwatch designed so you can tell time without having to carry your reading glasses everywhere.'
'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'
'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'
'Just how bad is your eyesight, Martin?'
"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."
"You're still refusing to see the optician."
Bill's money-saving scheme to use magnifying glasses instead of store bought glasses backfires when he goes outside in the sun.