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Tags:top tier pun, pun, puns, punny, play on words, word-play, word play, pants, trouser, trousers, language, dialect, dialects, american pun, americanised, american english, pince nez, pince-nez, nez, pince, glasses, reading glasses, visual, visual gag, visual joke, fashion, fashions, fashionable, accessories, accessory
"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
Tags:put-on, put-ons, groucho glasses, eyeglasses, spectacle, spectacles, glasses, eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, optician, opticians, style, styles, stylish, prank, pranks, pranking, fake glasses, reading glasses, flatter, flatters, flattering, unflattering, ugly, ugliness, custom, custom fitting, custom fittings
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
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'Stuart, those are combs. The reading glasses are over here.'
Tags:glasses, spectacles, specs, reading glasses, distance glasses, driving glasses, computer glasses, rose-tinted glasses, long-sighted, short-sighted, bad eyesight, eyesight, sight, nostalgia, nostalgic, wistful, wistfulness, optimistic, overly optimistic, rose-tinted, wishful thinking, necessary, needful, needed
Tags:glasses, glass, glasses, simile, similes, read, reads, reading, reading glasses, help, helps, helping, helped, nostalgic, nostalgia, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoided, sunglasses, aviator, aviators, wine glass, wine glasses, alcohol, alcoholics, dependant, depend, depends, depending, depended, 3d glasses
Moses' Reading Glasses
"There's a great article in here about how to keep people off your furniture."
Tags:cat, cats, pet, pets, read, reads, reading, magazine, magazines, paper, papers, article, articles, reading glasses, glasses, furniture, keep off, keeping off, house pet, house pets, discipline, disciplining, disciplined, remove, removes, removing, people, owner, owners, dominate, dominates, dominating, rest, rests, resting, disturb, disturbs, disturbed
"Foursquare and several beers ago..."
Tags:gettysburg address, the gettysburg address, abraham lincoln, lincoln, former president, former presidents, monumental act, farsighted, longsighted, far farsightedness, longsightedness, far sighted, long sighted, four score and seven years ago, speech, speeches, famous speech, famous speeches, reading glasses, gettysburg national cemetery, the civil war, american civil war, battle of gettysbury
'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'
'What do you mean for reading only. . . ? Put them on, you've got a family to feed!!'
Glasses to find other glasses.
"These reading glasses aren't working. I still can't see the book!"
"Nice reading glasses."
"Can I call you back? My glasses just fogged up."
Tags:fog, fogged, fogs, fogging, fogged up, glasses, reading glasses, issue, issues, office, offices, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, vapour, vapours, condensation, issue, issues, trouble, troubles, glasses wearer, glasses wearers, specific issue, specific issues, specific trouble, specific troubles
"I told you I don't need glasses."
Tags:eye test, eye tests, eye exam, eye exams, optician, opticians, magnifying glass, magnifying glasses, reading, reading glasses, prescription glasses, prescription lens, prescription lenses, eyesight, denial, denials, in denial, husband, husbands, wife, wives, middle age, middle aged, ageing process
Age discrimination in job recruitment.
'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'
You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...
Gigantic Senior Computer
"My grandma needs reading glasses to read. I guess they only taught writing and 'rithmetic back in her day."
Tags:curriculum, arithmetic, writing, reading, three rs, school, schools, schooling, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, lesson, lessons, class, classes, curriculums, reading glasses, reading spectacles, eyesight, generation gap, generation gaps, visual impairments, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, grandmothers
"I'm sorry, but I can't read you your rights. I left my glasses at home."
'It's a wristwatch designed so you can tell time without having to carry your reading glasses everywhere.'