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'It can hold a thousand books, whatever 'books' are...'
Library shelf signs: 'Factual and Fiction. . .Stretching the truth and Outright lies'
'Oh great, this book's in cow.'
'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'
'Weird... look Dad! Someone printed out a bunch of tweets, and then they added exrta characters to all the words...' 'Or as I call it, a book!'
'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'
God uses the universe as a reading light.
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Books on Tapeworm
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"No, thanks, Tex - it makes me queasy just watching you."
"Read it in the hollow, affectless voice of a man with nothing left to lose, Daddy."
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Men's book clubs.
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'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'
Al by Jud Johnson
'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'
"I have a small confession to make - some of them I've only skimmed through."
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The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'
Night of the Living Well-Read
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How to Be In the Moment
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Bookstores outpace the Kindle by devising a way to transfer every book ever written directly into a customer's brain.
"Has he been reading Ayn Rand again?"
'I started to read the headline but then my mind wandered.'
Bookshop thief helping himself to 'How To Help Your Self' book.
Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.
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"That was terrible. Deeply flawed. Full of crap. Now read it to me again."
"For the last time—Daddy doesn't do sports."
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