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''Deceptively Spacious'? Well, er, that basically means that if it looks any bigger than a broom cupboard then your eyes are deceiving you!'
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."
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Estate Agent trying to rip off client by charging three times the rent.
When real estate lawyers dabble in criminal law.
"Location. Location. Location."
'So, what are the neighbors like? Delicious?'
"When I saw this place, I thought of you guys."
"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."
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If it's a really good deal, don't ask why. You don't want to know.
'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'
Pay attention if an estate agent offer you an old property.
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Now Selling: All-these-houses-llok-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.
'I dabble in real estate.'
'Alright, follow my lead. I'll call it 'just a dog box', then you say, 'but there's not even a run'. Maybe we can get the price down to 200.'
Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!
'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'
'Okay. But apart from the low ceilings, what did you think of the house?'
'It's an addition. I qualified for a home improvemnt loan.'
Real Estate Office and Pretend Estate Office.
Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'
'What do you think of the barn conversion.'
'The good news is you made it... the bad news, up here, everything is 'for sale by owner'.'
'By the time I pay off this mortgage, I'll be ready for a nursing home!'
How to make money in real estate with no money.