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"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."
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It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
The Dawn of Reason.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, rocks, rocks, boulder, boulders, primitive, primate, boulderstone, boulderstones, push, pushes, pushing, realise, realising, realisation, realization, epiphany, have an epiphany, reason, dawn, dawns, dawning, reason, reasoning, move, moves, moving, movement, revelation, shove, shoving
"I just realized everyone I know is fake."
Tags:flamingo, flamingos, garden ornament, garden ornaments, fake flamingo, fake flamingos, friends, friend, fake, fake friends, fake friend, realise, realised, realisation, realising, realises, realized, realize, realization, realizing, realizes, social circle, unhelpful, society, authentic in a fake world, fake world, falseness in society
"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
Tags:thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, drink, drinks, drinking, soul searching, rethink, rethinks, rethink things, rethinking things, think about money, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, conclusion, conclusions, self-realization, self-realisation, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, self-examine, self-examines, self-examining, self-examination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, barfly, barflies, deep thoughts, deep thinker
"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"
Tags:bad guy, bad guys, sci-fi, sci fi, science fiction, science fictions, fiction, fictions, realisation, released, releasing, realises, bad, good, become aware, gained awareness, gain awareness, be aware, change of perspective, changing perspective, changing perspectives, changed perspective, changes in perspective, broadening horizon, broadening horizons, broadened horizon, broadened horizons, villainous, villains, villain
"I just realized everyone I know is fake."
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
"Why weren't there any warning signs?"
Tags:bus, buses, buses, van, vans, minivan, minivans, minibus, minibuses, g.o.p, gop, grand old party, republican, republicans, republican party, cliff, cliffs, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, ignore, ignored, ignoring, ignorant, ignorance, drive, drives, driving, danger, dangerous, too late, realise, realised, realisation, too little too late
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
Tags:old mcdonald, old macdonald, farm, farms, farming, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, children's song, childrens song, children's songs, childrens songs, chicken, pig, goat, realization, realisation, mirror, mirrors, self-realisation, self-realization, reality, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations, truth, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening
"Oh, that's ME? THAT explains why he makes me so angry."
"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, religion, religious
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."
"To tell you the truth, I don't think I fly as much as I should."
Reading Dating Books.
Tags:child, children, teenager, teenage girl, read, reads, reading, book, books, date, dates, dating, educate, educating, unfamiliar, decision, decisions, understand, understands, understanding, decision making, fancy, fancies, fancying, guy, guys, lgbtq, heterosexual, finding oneself, realise, realising, realisation, realisations
She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years
"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."
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"We need to start seeing other news sources."
Tags:political differences, differences, difference of opinion, news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, break-up, breaking up, break up, fake news, bias, biased, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, political, politics, couple, couples, opposites attract, realise, realisation, wake up america, wake up call
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"
Tags:big government, in chains, little guy, little guys, common man, comman men, folks, politician, politicians, vote, votes, voting, consequence, consequences, unforeseen, unexpected, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, oppress, oppresses, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, oppression, government, governments, governmental, fascism, fascist, fascists, boot heel
"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."
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"Tell me the truth. Am I being downsized?"
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A man confronts his lost youth.
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