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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
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"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
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"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"
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A man confronts his lost youth.
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Nigel should have realised at the induction, that his future boss was unsympathetic
"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."
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"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."
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"God, I look ridiculous."
Tags:eureka, idea, ideas, good idea, good ideas, bright idea, bright ideas, creativity, work together, working together, cooperate, cooperation, co-operate, co-operations, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, new discoveries, archimedes, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, eureka effect, eureka moment, eureka moments, solution, solutions, problem solving, philosopher, philosophers, philosphy
"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"
"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."
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"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"
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Marcus suddenly had the realisation that he hadn't invented any brakes.
'Just when I've begun to think ice cream makes the world a perfect place...'
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'It just hasn't been my day.'
Tags:desert, deserts, toilet roll, toilet rolls, loo roll, loo rolls, toilet paper, toilet papers, loo paper, loo papers, stuck, stick, sticks, sticking, bad luck, hard luck, unlucky, unhappy, unhappiness, realise, realises, realising, realised, realisation, realisations, foot, feet, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Wait a minute, this isn't a wide screen digital television....it's a bloody fish tank!'
Anticipated Sales - "Now at this point reality intruded."
'What the?! She is a stick!'
Moment of reckoning.
'You see Cathy you think you love him, but this just proves that you've been lying to yourself all along.'
"Hi. I'm the bridge you said you'd cross when you came it."
When Dad says... "Baldo! Gracie! Quiet down! I'm watching the news!" he really means... "You woke me up!"