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'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
"The light goes on. I pull the lever. The food comes. It's a full life."
Tags:rat, rats, experiment, experiments, experimental, light, lights, lever, levers, food, meal, meals, appear, appears, appearing, science, science experiment, science experiments, full life, enjoy, enjoying, enjoyment, happy, skinner's rats, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, operant conditioning, food pellet, food pellets, realise, realises, realising, work out, worked out
It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
The Dawn of Reason.
Tags:cavemen, caveman, rocks, rocks, boulder, boulders, primitive, primate, boulderstone, boulderstones, push, pushes, pushing, realise, realising, realisation, realization, epiphany, have an epiphany, reason, dawn, dawns, dawning, reason, reasoning, move, moves, moving, movement, revelation, shove, shoving
"I just realized everyone I know is fake."
Tags:flamingo, flamingos, garden ornament, garden ornaments, fake flamingo, fake flamingos, friends, friend, fake, fake friends, fake friend, realise, realised, realisation, realising, realises, realized, realize, realization, realizing, realizes, social circle, unhelpful, society, authentic in a fake world, fake world, falseness in society
"I just realized everyone I know is fake."
"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
"Why weren't there any warning signs?"
Tags:bus, buses, buses, van, vans, minivan, minivans, minibus, minibuses, g.o.p, gop, grand old party, republican, republicans, republican party, cliff, cliffs, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, ignore, ignored, ignoring, ignorant, ignorance, drive, drives, driving, danger, dangerous, too late, realise, realised, realisation, too little too late
"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, religion, religious
Reading Dating Books.
Tags:child, children, teenager, teenage girl, read, reads, reading, book, books, date, dates, dating, educate, educating, unfamiliar, decision, decisions, understand, understands, understanding, decision making, fancy, fancies, fancying, guy, guys, lgbtq, heterosexual, finding oneself, realise, realising, realisation, realisations
"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."
Tags:entrench, entrenched, entrenches, entrenching, successful, unsuccessful, success, established, establish, dream, dreaming, dreams, want, wants, wanting, business man, business woman, business, well-establish, well-established, well establish, well established, realise, realisation, realising, realizing, realization, realize, nightmare, nightmares, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, first world problem, first world problems, upper class, upper classes, bourgeios, bourgeiosie
She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years
Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.
"We need to start seeing other news sources."
Tags:political differences, differences, difference of opinion, news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, break-up, breaking up, break up, fake news, bias, biased, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, political, politics, couple, couples, opposites attract, realise, realisation, wake up america, wake up call
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults
Tags:game, games, skip, skipping, skipping rope, jump rope, jumprope, jump-rope, realise, realised, realisation, realization, realize, realized, depressed, depress, depression, dread, existential, existential dread, retiree, retire, retired, retirement, retiring, loan, loans, student loan, student debt, debt, weight, weight gain, gaining weight, death, dying, dead, die, dies
Tags:dread, dreading, existential, existential dread, chill, chiller, thrill, thriller, stricken, creepy, creeped, creeped out, spooked, spooky, horror, horrified, horrify, horrifying, realise, realize, realization, realizations, sudden, suddenly, realisation, body horror, fear, afraid, scare, scary, scared, terrify, terrifying, terrified, death, dead, dying, die, mortal, mortality, existential crisis, existential breakdown
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters
"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."
Tags:mafia, mafias, mob, mobs, mobsters, gang, gangster, gangsters, triad, triads, cartel, cartels, connection, connections, feet in cement, cemented, concrete, concretes, pretend, pretending, fake, fakes, pretends, pointless, seen through, faking it, realise, realising, realised, relationship, relationships, marriage, married
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."
Tags:virtual office, virtual offices, virtual reality, virtual reality headset, virtual reality headsets, vr, vr headset, vr headsets, real, reality, get a life, gets a life, getting a life, realization, realizations, realize, realizes, realise, realisation, realisations, realises, fake, modern life, modern times, modern problem, modern problems
'I realize that your suggestion saved the hospital seven million dollars, but that was three months ago.What have you done for us lately?'
"Oh THAT'S the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, earth, planet, planets, planet earth, plug, plugs, electric plug, electic plugs, socket, sockets, electric socket, electric sockets, unplug, unplugged, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, global warming, pollution, polluting, fix, fixes, quick fix, quick fixes, problem, problems, realise, realises, realisation, realisations