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'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, beheading, behead, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, sinner, sinners, religion, religious
She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years
Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.
"We need to start seeing other news sources."
Tags:political differences, differences, difference of opinion, news, newspaper, newspapers, tabloid, tabloids, broadsheet, broadsheets, media, media coverage, breakfast, over breakfast, the paper, read the paper, reading the paper, papers, break-up, breaking up, break up, fake news, bias, biased, information, info, source, sources, sourced, impartial, impartial information, knowledge, modern life, media manipulation, political, politics, couple, couples, opposites attract, realise, realisation, wake up america, wake up call
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults
Tags:game, games, skip, skipping, skipping rope, jump rope, jumprope, jump-rope, realise, realised, realisation, realization, realize, realized, depressed, depress, depression, dread, existential, existential dread, retiree, retire, retired, retirement, retiring, loan, loans, student loan, student debt, debt, weight, weight gain, gaining weight, death, dying, dead, die, dies
Tags:dread, dreading, existential, existential dread, chill, chiller, thrill, thriller, stricken, creepy, creeped, creeped out, spooked, spooky, horror, horrified, horrify, horrifying, realise, realize, realization, realizations, sudden, suddenly, realisation, body horror, fear, afraid, scare, scary, scared, terrify, terrifying, terrified, death, dead, dying, die, mortal, mortality, existential crisis, existential breakdown
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters
"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."
Tags:mafia, mafias, mob, mobs, mobsters, gang, gangster, gangsters, triad, triads, cartel, cartels, connection, connections, feet in cement, cemented, concrete, concretes, pretend, pretending, fake, fakes, pretends, pointless, seen through, faking it, realise, realising, realised, relationship, relationships, marriage, married
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."
Tags:virtual office, virtual offices, virtual reality, virtual reality headset, virtual reality headsets, vr, vr headset, vr headsets, real, reality, get a life, gets a life, getting a life, realization, realizations, realize, realizes, realise, realisation, realisations, realises, fake, modern life, modern times, modern problem, modern problems
'I realize that your suggestion saved the hospital seven million dollars, but that was three months ago.What have you done for us lately?'
"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"
'Parry has an insight...' "That chicken you're always eating..is that a bird?"
"Wait a minute! I just robbed my own house!"
Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.
Marcus suddenly had the realisation that he hadn't invented any brakes.
'Just when I've begun to think ice cream makes the world a perfect place...'
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'It just hasn't been my day.'
Tags:desert, deserts, toilet roll, toilet rolls, loo roll, loo rolls, toilet paper, toilet papers, loo paper, loo papers, stuck, stick, sticks, sticking, bad luck, hard luck, unlucky, unhappy, unhappiness, realise, realises, realising, realised, realisation, realisations, foot, feet, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'