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'Psst! I just realised something... I'm hella bored.'
The Dawn of Reason.
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"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."
"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."
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Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."
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"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"
Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.
'Just when I've begun to think ice cream makes the world a perfect place...'
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'It just hasn't been my day.'
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'I first realized he was dead when he didn't go to the refrigerator at half time.'
'When you said you ate like a bird, I didn't realise you meant a pelican.'
'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'
'Don't you realise those collars are symbols of subservience and repression?'
Zachary learns that we spend most of our lives in search for nothing at all
It's all just wallpaper.
"I think I know what all that digging was about next door."