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Rev. Bob, The Realist: '...You may now go from adoring to criticizing each other.'
"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."
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"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
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Introducing Healing Truths Mother's Day Cards
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"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."
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The Great Sarcasmo
'Well, sure! When you're sitting inside a dry and cozy cardboard box, it's EASY to be optimistic about the economy!'
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Where Will It All End?
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"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."
'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'
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"Valentines for Adults"
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'I hate that Michael Rafferty. We were playing doctor and he kept me waiting two hours.'
Positive thinking really helps block out reality.
"Educational TV is for people who are unable to cope with real TV."
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"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
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I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be
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"Don't trample on a young girl's hopes and dreams, Roy."
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New from Low-Key Press.
'Spreading democracy is hell!'
"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"
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"Then, after you've starved the villagers into submission, you can bring in your interrogation team…."
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