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'Uh, help me out Jenkins. It seems we're out of toilet paper.' 'Didn't you get the email, Haversham? Our office has gone paperless.'
'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'
'I can change him!'
'But hey, who am I to complain?'
'Weird... look Dad! Someone printed out a bunch of tweets, and then they added exrta characters to all the words...' 'Or as I call it, a book!'
'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'
'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'
'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'
'I'll never date another apostrophe... the last one was too possessive.'
'Jenkins, I asked you for some feedBACK... ah what the heck, it's almost lunch...'
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In retrospect, Howard should have taken the raise instead of asking for his own cubicle.
Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.
'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'
"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"
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'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
'No, I still haven't gotten around to making my 'to-do' list yet. . .'
'Good news. Even though you've been spending way beyond your means, the IMF is giving you a bailout. It seems you're too big to fail.'
'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'
'Sorry, I've gotta take this...'
28,000 BC. Dr. Og discovers you can't get blood from a stone.
'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'
You need to learn punctuation. I'ts, important later! 'in life'
Accident free button gives an electric shock.
It was then that Jerry realized he may have a drinking problem.