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'It's a new reality show about a reality show producer...'
Celebrity Cowboy Builders - As exposed on TV.
'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'
'It's a massive infestation of creepy crawlies - I'll arrange for a celebrity to drop around...'
Hi-Def TV's with Low-Brow Programmes
Reality computing: 'We're sorry Lenny. You've been voted out of the chat room.'
Apocalyptic horseman carries banner: 'Reality TV'.
'Darling! This isn't a property programme at all! It's the view from our living room window..'
'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'
'If you think we should take out his spleen, call this number now...'
Well, you're ugly, stupid and primitive - best conditions to become a TV star!
'He wants to go on the 'Big Brother' programme!'
'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'
'The reality shows are getting a bit too realistic!'
"Face it Frank...Groundforce didn't get your letter!"
'I'm sorry, lady, but you've been voted off the beach.'