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"The jury has found you guilty. Let's see how America voted."
"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"
"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."
Jackass: the highway
'No one ever does the robot.'
'Has Oprah ever been married?'
'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'
'Ooh, you're so bad!'
'Welcome to 'sink or swim' the reality show that will find the survivor of three entrepreneurs, teetirng on the brink of bankruptcy.'
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
The latest in reality drama shows: 'Cafeteria Ladies.'
'Quick, Beryl! The guy who supplies ink to David Beckham's tattooist is on.'
Reality TV crew filming a suicide.
'It's the ultimate reality TV show - it's about a family with a foreclosed mortgage, no job and no health insurance.'
CEO Temptation Island! Some claim it's too real...
'Alice seemed to think having a video conference was similar to trying out for American Idol.'
"We're hoping to have enough kids to get our own reality show."
'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'
Modern Celebrity Squares.
'Our marriage was just a reality show on cable. It's been canceled, so it was nice knowing you.'
'You are a disgrace to the celebrity profession. I sentence you to three years in reality TV shows.'
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
Then: 'He wrote the great American novel!' Now: 'He was on 'The Survivor' show!'