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It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
Real Life Epiphanies: Ed crosses the fine line separating apathy from ennui, and realizes his life will never be the same again...
"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
Tags:thought, thoughts, idle thought, idle thoughts, drink, drinks, drinking, soul searching, rethink, rethinks, rethink things, rethinking things, think about money, preoccupied, preoccupation, preoccupations, conclusion, conclusions, self-realization, self-realisation, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, self-examine, self-examines, self-examining, self-examination, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, barfly, barflies, deep thoughts, deep thinker
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, beheading, behead, realize, realise, realization, realisation, head, headless, drag, dragged, horror, halloween, accidental, accident, accidents
Dad on the History Channel.
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
Tags:old mcdonald, old macdonald, farm, farms, farming, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, children's song, childrens song, children's songs, childrens songs, chicken, pig, goat, realization, realisation, mirror, mirrors, self-realisation, self-realization, reality, confront, confronts, confronting, confrontation, confrontations, truth, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening
"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, sinner, sinners, religion, religious
Cartesian Chopped Liver
Tags:descartes, renee descartes, cartesian, chopped liver, i think therefore i am, aware, self-aware, self-awareness, self-worth, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, down, feeling down, depressed, depression, realization, self-realization, self-actualization, self-actualisation, philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, western philosophy, meditations on first philosophy, first cause
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, footprint, footprints, footprints in the snow, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, realisation, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, realisations, realization, realizations, shock, shocks, mad, madness, going mad, delusion, delusions, deluded, illusion, illusions
"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
Tags:disguise, disguises, novelty glasses, glasses, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, identity, identity crisis, identity crises, mask, masks, masking, therapy, therapist, therapists, false identity, fake identity, confess, confesses, confessing, confession, confessions, husband, husbands, wife, wives, midlife crisis, realization, actualization, self-actualization, self-realization, clarity, moment of clarity
"To tell you the truth, I don't think I fly as much as I should."
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
"Tell me the truth. Am I being downsized?"
Tags:downsize, downsizes, downsizing, shrink, shrinks, shrunken, desk, desks, cubicle, cubicles, budget cut, budget cuts, cutting budgets, cutting the budgets, staff reduction, staff reductions, truth, truthful, straight shooter, straight shooters, panic, panics, moment of panic, moments of panic, realization, realisation
"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"
Tags:big government, in chains, little guy, little guys, common man, comman men, folks, politician, politicians, vote, votes, voting, consequence, consequences, unforeseen, unexpected, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, oppress, oppresses, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, oppression, government, governments, governmental, fascism, fascist, fascists, boot heel
A man confronts his lost youth.
Tags:realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, undercover, under cover of night, undercover agent, undercover agents, spy, spies, espionage, marine, marines, escape, escaping, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, secret agent, secret agents, disappointment, disappontments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, life choices
Tags:dread, dreading, existential, existential dread, chill, chiller, thrill, thriller, stricken, creepy, creeped, creeped out, spooked, spooky, horror, horrified, horrify, horrifying, realise, realize, realization, realizations, sudden, suddenly, realisation, body horror, fear, afraid, scare, scary, scared, terrify, terrifying, terrified, death, dead, dying, die, mortal, mortality, existential crisis, existential breakdown
Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults
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"Hey, get away from the urinal."
Tags:religion, religious, religious imagery, spirituality, afterlife, after-life, hell, hellish, inferno, eternal punishment, punishment, specific, urinal, urinals, gross out, gross-out, visual, visual gag, spit take, spit-take, slap stick, slapstick, slap-stick, water, water cooler, cooler, drink, drinking, drinks, oh no, realise, realize, realisation, realization
Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters
"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."
Tags:underachiever, underachievers, underachieving, content, discontent, discontented, satisfaction, satisfied, unsatisfied, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, achieve, achieves, achieving, achievement, achievements, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, moan, moans, moaning, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, self-satisfaction, self-discovery
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
Tags:lawnmower, lawn mower, lawnmowers, lawn mowers, automate, autonomous, automatic, automated, automation, robot, robots, bot, bots, independent, garden, gardening, lawn, lawns, mow, mowing, mows, bad idea, foolish, realise, realize, realizing, realising, realisation, realization, self driving, self-driving, driverless, driver-less, technology, tech, technologies, computer-driven, danger, dangerous, sentient, harmful, attack, attacking, attacks
"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."
Tags:virtual office, virtual offices, virtual reality, virtual reality headset, virtual reality headsets, vr, vr headset, vr headsets, real, reality, get a life, gets a life, getting a life, realization, realizations, realize, realizes, realise, realisation, realisations, realises, fake, modern life, modern times, modern problem, modern problems
"God, I look ridiculous."