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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
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Dad on the History Channel.
"Is this the first time you've realized I'm an hallucination?"
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, footprint, footprints, footprints in the snow, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, realisation, mental health, mental health issue, mental health issues, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, realisations, realization, realizations, shock, shocks, mad, madness, going mad, delusion, delusions, deluded, illusion, illusions
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
"Hold on a tick...did you vote for this? I didn't vote for this!"
Tags:big government, in chains, little guy, little guys, common man, comman men, folks, politician, politicians, vote, votes, voting, consequence, consequences, unforeseen, unexpected, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, oppress, oppresses, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, oppression, government, governments, governmental, fascism, fascist, fascists, boot heel
A man confronts his lost youth.
Tags:realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, undercover, under cover of night, undercover agent, undercover agents, spy, spies, espionage, marine, marines, escape, escaping, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid life crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, secret agent, secret agents, disappointment, disappontments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, life choices
Tags:dread, dreading, existential, existential dread, chill, chiller, thrill, thriller, stricken, creepy, creeped, creeped out, spooked, spooky, horror, horrified, horrify, horrifying, realise, realize, realization, realizations, sudden, suddenly, realisation, body horror, fear, afraid, scare, scary, scared, terrify, terrifying, terrified, death, dead, dying, die, mortal, mortality, existential crisis, existential breakdown
"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."
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"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."
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"God, I look ridiculous."
Tags:eureka, idea, ideas, good idea, good ideas, bright idea, bright ideas, creativity, work together, working together, cooperate, cooperation, co-operate, co-operations, scientist, scientists, discovery, discoveries, new discoveries, archimedes, realisation, realisations, realization, realizations, eureka effect, eureka moment, eureka moments, solution, solutions, problem solving, philosopher, philosophers, philosphy
"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"
"I had no idea a sexless marriage would involve so much reading."
Tags:unsatisfying, unsatisfied, realization, realizations, realisation, realisations, married life, married couple, married couples, middle age, middle aged, reader, readers, reading, avid reader, avid readers, unfulfilled, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists
Marcus suddenly had the realisation that he hadn't invented any brakes.
Man on a desert island realizes that the water around him is shallow.
"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."
Tags:meetings, meetings, conference, bored, boredom, boring, bore, bores, nap, naps, dullness, instructive, learning curve, learning curves, presentation, presentations, new skill, new skills, learning experience, conferences, sleeping, eyes, eyes open, realizations, understanding, boring, tedious, tedium, dull
Moment of reckoning.
'Oh-Crap! I'm a cat!. . . When did that happen?!?'
Epiphany: Megan goes vegan.
When Dad says... "Baldo! Gracie! Quiet down! I'm watching the news!" he really means... "You woke me up!"
Epiphany - when you realize they're not laughing with you...
'It was two years before I realized Watkins was on strike.'
Suddenly it 'dawned' on him!