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It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.
"We're no longer standing in the wind, Roger."
Caveman Drags Home Wrong Part Of Cavewoman
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"Can I get you a cup of coffee before you realize you're in hell?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, coffee, coffees, cup of coffee, morning coffee, morning coffees, death, after death, hell, in hell, dead, flame, flames, fire, realise, realize, realisation, realization, religion, religious
Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'
"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."
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Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.
From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271
Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults
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Tags:dread, dreading, existential, existential dread, chill, chiller, thrill, thriller, stricken, creepy, creeped, creeped out, spooked, spooky, horror, horrified, horrify, horrifying, realise, realize, realization, realizations, sudden, suddenly, realisation, body horror, fear, afraid, scare, scary, scared, terrify, terrifying, terrified, death, dead, dying, die, mortal, mortality, existential crisis, existential breakdown
"Hey, get away from the urinal."
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Tags:plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flying, flyers, airplane safety, aeroplane safety, crash test, crash testing, crash dummy, crash dummies, crash testing dummy, crash testing dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, jet, jets, realisation, trepidation, realization, realise, realize, passenger, passengers, commuter, commuters
"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."
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"Between my virtual office and virtual reality headset, there's nothing real going on in my life."
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'I realize that your suggestion saved the hospital seven million dollars, but that was three months ago.What have you done for us lately?'
"That chicken you're always eating...is that a bird?"
Jeff decided to realise his potential and fulfil his wildest dreams...as soon as he'd completed this level.
As the balloon drifted at 1,000 feet, Chuck suddenly realized his folly at having eaten three bran muffins that morning.
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'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'
Bob realize that Heidi is on to his late night gallivanting.
'I first realized he was dead when he didn't go to the refrigerator at half time.'
Epiphany: Megan goes vegan.
'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'
'Granny says maturity is when you look back on your life and realize you were wrong on just about everything.'
'The proposal sounds great, Donnelly. Of course, you do realize I'm already married.'