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'Caution! This vehicle makes frequent unexpected stops.'
Dog sniffs skeleton.
"Ears! I said, 'Lend me your EARS!'"
"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."
"They keep asking for zip codes because they figure your big butt must have one of its own."
'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'
"If you had any consideration at all for your fellow performers, you wouldn't have gone to that curry house, last night!"
'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'
'My love is like a red, red rose.' quote from Byron and the man says, 'I'm not surprised'
Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"
"Yes, you'll still be dealing with a******* but they'll be a better class of a******."
"New phone. It has rear end recognition technology."
"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."