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"Now hold on... I didn't come here to be tormented."
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"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."
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'Let's throw them off balance by reasoning with them.'
'She's trying to reason with the snow.'
Failed laundry detergents
'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
'It's paper, since I'm just an intern.'
'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'
'Everything happens for a reason... I'm the reason.'
'I left Marie when I found out she was 75% silicone.'
'I know a lot about art.. that's why I don't collect it.'
'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'
Dummy excuses for dummies.
'You're employed here. That's a fireable offense.'
'How come because why?'
'The only reason we're letting you in was because you ate right.'
'I keep them around because they have skills I need.'
'But the main reason that you're not getting a bonus is that you don't work here.'
'I was racing home to watch Cops.'
'I'm appointing myself Vice-President... I need the money.'
'Leave it, Terry. We haven't exhausted all of the diplomatic avenues!' 'Have you ever considered working for the U.N, Sharon?'
"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"