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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"Mr. Colton, do we stand behind our products?"
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'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'
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"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."
"Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys. In my experience, literally hundreds and hundreds of guys."
"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
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'Of course there's no one else!'
'Chill. I'm just mixing some cans of paint in the dryer.'
'Will you relax?! It's a well-known fact that most heart attacks occur in the morning.'
"Don't worry. I wouldn't prescribe anything I haven't tested on myself."
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"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
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"So, now you don't want him 'whacked'. Do I get a 'kill' fee?"
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TV government spokeman.
"Not to worry—I'm going to put our best-looking people on the job."
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'I can assure you we are carrying out cheques at this very moment'.
"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."
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"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."
"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"
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'There's a lot that men don't know about women. I find that reassuring.'
"No, hon, your cooking is great. Hold on - yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni..."
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"You look like a million bucks to me."
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"All right, so it didn't work out so well in Hollywood―you're still the best damn cop on the force!"
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"Does it make my ass look big?"
"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Hayward and his whole deal have just been dumped in my lap."
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