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"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."
"What do you think, Al—shall I use the tax cut for a CD-ROM drive or an Uzi?"
Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.
'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'
Will work for a tax rebate.
"I'm expensive, but there are rebates, if you look for them."
"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"
"Your fine will be a £99.50, after a 50p mail-in rebate."
"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"
...So now you owe us!
'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'
"Okay, here's your rebate check, go shop."
"Okay - here's your rebate check. Go shop."
'OK, you all have a stimulus check. Now get out there and win!'
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'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'
'You didn't get your 15 minutes of fame? You may be eligible for a cash rebate.'
'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'
"Well, the water company said we were due a rebate"
"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."
'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'
"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."
'With all the bailouts, we're strapped for cash. How'd you like your refund in lottery tickets?'
"Quick! My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"