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'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'
Will work for a tax rebate.
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'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'
'OK, you all have a stimulus check. Now get out there and win!'
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'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'
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Lemonade $1.00 - Instant rebate 50c - Your cost 50c
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