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Lemonade, 50? ? After 25? mail-in rebate.
'You want a second opinion? OK, you owe thirty five hundred dollars AND you're ugly.'
Will work for a tax rebate.
"I'm expensive, but there are rebates, if you look for them."
"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"
"Your fine will be a £99.50, after a 50p mail-in rebate."
'Aside from instant rebates, reward points, tax exemptions, 0% financing and no money down, what's my incentive?'
'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'
"Okay, here's your rebate check, go shop."
"Okay - here's your rebate check. Go shop."
'OK, you all have a stimulus check. Now get out there and win!'
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'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'
'You didn't get your 15 minutes of fame? You may be eligible for a cash rebate.'
'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'
"Well, the water company said we were due a rebate"
"I'd like a rebate because I don't intent to be attending any lectures..."
"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."
"Quick! My car's on fire! I need a fire extinguisher!"
'With all the bailouts, we're strapped for cash. How'd you like your refund in lottery tickets?'
Cameron in Brussels.
Lemonade $1.00 - Instant rebate 50c - Your cost 50c
Gas: Taxpayers welcome! Spend your rebate here!
I support tax rebates for rich and poor alike, so everyone can afford to pay at the gas pump, and keep profits for big oil!'