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"I put in for reincarnation, but they said if you don't know computers forget it."
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"In a former life, I was exactly the same."
"But that was the old me - this is the remix."
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Attila the Hun reborn in a Rabbit's body. Perforce harmless - Belgium 1951
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'I died on the first day of the rest of my life.'
"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."
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I can rise from the ashes like a phoenix only so many times!
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"It's your Grandpa's cocoon."
"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"
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"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."
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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
"We won't be seeing Harold anymore. He was born again."
Natural Regeneration Area.
'It's complicated, Mister Datton - It seems your good cholesterol is actually born-again bad cholesterol.'
'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'
'In my next eight lives, I'm coming back as a cat.'
'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'
"Sometimes I wish I'd never been reborn."
Life: Caution, sticky bits.
"Yeah - I keep getting aborted."
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'Do I have to go back down now when the economy and the job situation are so hopeless.'
'I'll have to put you on a waiting list - The birth rate is way down.'
'Say, do you believe in reincarnation?'