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Emily Dickinson rebooted
"That movie was released in 2015. It might be time for a reboot."
It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.
'Have you tried switching it off and on?'
Physician, Reboot Thyself
A man who owes money to a computer reboots it so the computer forgets the debt.
'When he crashes I just disconnect all the wires and peripherals and shut him down for a few minutes. He'll boot right up after that.'
The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.
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"Have you tried rebooting him?"
Computer tech support sacred offering
'Did you try rebooting?'
"He said if humanity can't get its act together he'll press CTRL-ALT-DEL and start all over!"
"When things freeze up, I just push this little escape button. I wish life could be like that."
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'There's only one thing left to try. I'm going to kick you like I do the TV set.'
"I'll call you back. After 5 hours of confusing explanations and computer jargon, I need to reboot the geek."
"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."
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'You are hereby sentenced to be rebooted.'
'I have been doing it, but it's still not working.'
"I don't usually allow him on the furniture, but he is rebooting my computer."
"When they freeze up like that, there's nothing to do but reboot."
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'We are sending you to corporate to have your hard drive reformated.'
"That's not what I meant when i told you to reboot your computer!"
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'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'