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"I've tried rebooting it several times, but the news is still terrible."
Physician, Reboot Thyself
A man who owes money to a computer reboots it so the computer forgets the debt.
'When he crashes I just disconnect all the wires and peripherals and shut him down for a few minutes. He'll boot right up after that.'
The Headless Horseman moves to the suburbs.
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"Have you tried rebooting him?"
'Did you try rebooting?'
"When things freeze up, I just push this little escape button. I wish life could be like that."
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"He said if humanity can't get its act together he'll press CTRL-ALT-DEL and start all over!"
"OK, Mr. Johnson, after you take the computer out of the office toilet where you threw it, try rebooting..."
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"I'll call you back. After 5 hours of confusing explanations and computer jargon, I need to reboot the geek."
'You are hereby sentenced to be rebooted.'
'I have been doing it, but it's still not working.'
This one needs re-booting!
"I don't usually allow him on the furniture, but he is rebooting my computer."
"When they freeze up like that, there's nothing to do but reboot."
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'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'
'When he freezes like that, stick this straightened paper clip in his ear and hit the reset button.'
'Ok, I've re-booted it...what now?'
'It needed rebooting.'
'Have you tried turning everything off and on again?'
'As big as this crystal ball is, and it still locked up. Let me reboot.'