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"It has come to my attention that some of you are sleeping on the job."
"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." "Hey! I'm a beggar!"
"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."
'Can't you read? It says 'no smocking'!'
"I think the sun is a great source of energy."
Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms
"Nothing personal...but I'd rather there was nothing personal."
"You're right in berating me, ma'am, as I personally decided the price of each entree..."
"I figure you're the reason sexy left in the first place."
'I'm amazed at how you can express your feelings so succinctly with just a few bold brush strokes.' 'Go Away!'
A huge tongue pokes through a letterbox.
"...The only thing you'll be taking out tonight is your teeth"