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'Geez, can't you think of a better way to remember all of your passwords?'
The Conga Line of Past Selves.
Think Zero Defects
The first history class.
'Calm down, it's not as bad as it looks. I'm just here for the recall on your testicles.'
Tags:men, marriage, relationships, communication, language, ethics, politics, government, recollect, recollects, bad memory, bad memories, faulty memory, faulty memories, conversation, conversations, trump, trump administration, mueller investigation, political candidate, political candidates, political scandal, political scandals, recall, recalls, do not recall, does not recall, mankoff
"As I recall, you're the one who insisted on a conquistador-size mattress."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, furniture, bed, beds, king-sized, queen-sized, large bed, conquistador, conquistadors, mattress, mattresses, insist, insisted, interior design, furniture choices, consumerism, decision, decisions, choice, choices, recall, remember, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes
'On a positive note, the massive recalls do increase brand identification.'
'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'
Text in a bottle
Tags:text, texts, texting, text message, messaging, messages, message in a bottle, drunk message, sent too soon, wrong person, abbreviation, abbreviations, slang, sad face, stranded, desert island, first world problems, deserted, island, islands, recall, recalled, too late, desperate, communication, communicate, ocean, modern life
'The F.D.A. has recalled everything!'
"There are only three signatures on this recall petition. Monday Night football, therefore, will remain in effect until further notice."
"Now, this is a great story...!"
Tags:white rhino, black rhino, story, remember, recall, trophy, turn the tables, hunter, hunted, mounted head, rhino, africa, savannah, cruelty, barbaric, extinction, dinner party, memory, hunting story, hunting stories, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, bloodsport, bloodsports, endangered species
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
Lost And Found
Tags:dog, dogs, leash, leashes, owner, owners, bad owner, pet owner, pet care, care, caring, cares, ownership, love, loving, lost, lost dog, missing, missing pet, missing dog, run away, runaway, run-away, leash, off-leash, off leash, recall, recalled, women, woman, chase, chased, run away from home, ran away from home
"Beautiful dam dream. I was back at Princeton. Only, Kippy, you weren't my roommate. Brook Shields was my roommate."
"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."
Tags:food, cookout, cookouts, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbequing, barbeque, barbeques, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, beef, ground beef, chuck, mince, dining, eating, cooking, recalled, recall, recalls, patty, pattie, patties, meat, ethics, unethical, relationship, relationships, contamination, e. coli, food poisoning, food safety, health inspector, health inspectors, food recall, food recalls
Pharmacy: 'It's a real miracle drug! It hasn't been recalled once by the FDA in 20 years on the market.'
'It's four years old and every time I got a letter of recall, I removed that part and sent it to the factory.'
Man invents the recall.
'That's not what I meant when I ordered a product recall.'
'You'll be aware during the entire procedure because our anesthetic has been recalled by the F.D.A.'
"You'll be pleased to know that the doctor has successfully removed the word that was on the tip of your tongue."
'You've been recalled.'
"Earlier today, the F.D.A. recalled billions of dollars in tainted money."