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"I had this horrible nightmare that I went to bed in my toupee and spent the entire night looking like an idiot."
Tags:toupee, toupees, hair, hair loss, bald, balding, hair thinning, thin hair, receding hairline, going bald, gone bald, bald-headed, fake hair, wig, wigs, men, middle aged, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, not a dream, reality, real life, dream, dreams, dreaming, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors
"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
Tags:bald, balding, alopecia, losing hair, losing your hair, going bald, ageing, getting old, getting older, middle age, middle aged, bald patch, bald patches, receding hairline, receding hairlines, shaving your head, vain, vanity, hairloss, hair loss, advice, good advice, giving advice, beauty tip, beauty tips, insecure, insecurities, guesswork
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."
Tree Resembles Its Owner
Tags:bald, balding, baldness, male, men, men's, men's health, men's issues, issues, health, health issues, age, aged, ageing, ages, middle age, middleage, middle-age, middle aged, middleaged, middle-aged, male patterned baldness, male pattern baldness, pattern baldness, patterned baldness, receding, receding hairline, hairline, hair line, hair-line
"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."
Tags:hair loss, hair, bald, balding, baldness, male patterned baldness, hair, losing your hair, orphan, orphaned, older, old age, growing old, fashion, fashionable, fashions, men, male, hair-loss, hairloss, receding, receding hairline, widow's peak, thinning hair, thinning, bald patch, middle age, ageing, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinking, nostalgia, nostalgic, youth, youthfulness
"Who told the press we were having a bad hair day?"
Tags:bad hair day, bad hair, hair, bald, balding, no hair, hairless, receding hairline, old age, growing old, mid life crisis, war, wars, soldiers, soldier, politics, political leaders, political leader, general, generals, military, leaders, leader, government, governments, press conference, publicity, bad publicity, press, media, social media, meeting, meetings, discussion, accusations, accuse, accused, government official, government officials
"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."
Tags:hair, haircuts, haircut, hair style, hair styles, style, styles, fashion, men's fashion, fashionable, out of fashion, out of style, outdated, seventies, 1970's, 70's, afro, afros, angel, angels, dead, death, dying, died, heaven, be careful what you wish for, bald, balding, hair thinning, receding hairline, hairline, big hair
"Something sleek and recessionproof, Edward."
Tags:hair, economy, recession, recessions, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, flatter, flatters, flattering, style, stylish, stylishness, nice haircut, nice haircut, barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashionable, mankoff
Male pattern damnation
The Tweed Toupee
Tags:art, arts, artistic, hair, hair care, haircare, tweed, toupee, wig, wigs, hairloss, hair loss, losing hair, male pattern baldness, baldness, bald, balding, male pattern-baldness, male patterned baldness, male patterned-baldness, receding, receding hairline, hair line, receding hair, fashion, fashions, fashionable, fabric, fabrics, high society
"Which sounds better...'My hair is receding' or 'I suffer from age-related enlarged forehead'?"
"Of course there's no medical cure for baldness!"
'Toupee or no toupee? That is the question, Mr. Shakespeare...'
"I've just realized that the hair growing out of your ears equals the amount that's receded from your head."
'I have a proceeding hairline. It runs in my family. . .'
Receding hare line
Ed's receding hairline!
'The recession is now affecting Ralph's hairline.'
Springdale High School Class of 19...: Most likely to succeed...Most likely to recede.
Bob's forced to admit that his hair is receding.
'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'
'...why pay a fortune...'
'That one is a real bargain if you don't mind the chin strap.'