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"How could you forget to bring your receipts?"
'Did you remember the gift receipts?'
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"For a small fee I can give you a shorter receipt."
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"Let's see, who had the canary?"
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'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
'The Lord works in mysterious ways, and rarely keeps receipts.'
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'
"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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"Hey, don't I get a receipt?"
'Rest assured that your information will not be shared. Now, where can I e-mail the receipt?'
"Early Halloween costume?"
Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'
"To begin with, do you have all your receipts?"
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Who Will Be The Iron Accountant?
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'I see you have all of your checks and receipts. What are you trying to hide?'
"I'd like to return this, please."
'I hope you kept the receipt.'
In spite of persistent economic doldrums certain residents of Ft. Lauderdale continued the weekend Wet T Bill Contest.
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Reasons for Return...
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Maybe clean out your wallet
'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'
'Nice try but, if your Mum wants a refund, she'll have to claim it herself.'