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Cutting corners can cost money.
"Have a seat, chief - while you were out the company was restructured."
The Endless Tunnel of Love
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'Mrs. Cranley! You need to sign this HIPAA privacy form before the doctor can look at those warts on your stomach!'
This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.
"Actually, there were a number of messages while you were in prison."
'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'
"Can I help you?"
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"I've detected an intruder."
"Of course you get good reception, this is a cell phone tower."
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"While you're waiting, could I interest you in a hamburger?"
"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."
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"Can we get back to you? He seems to have stepped away from his trousers."
"I've given him your message. If you'll just take a seat, he'll be out in a moment with his hands up."
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"Some boots on the ground to see you, Mr Grunwald."
"I'm sorry, sir, but I don't believe you know us well enough to call us the Fed."
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"Two bars—how about you?"
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"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."
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"I know I'm going to be disappointed, but I don't know how, so that's the exciting part."
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"Mr. Simpson, a doctor type will see you now."
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"Can you hear us now?"
'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'
'May I ask what it's in connection with?'
"Either it's a toad trapped in a cement mixer, or Tom Waits is ordering room service."
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