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'I've calculated that we've enough money for 2013 if we cancel February.'
'So, it's taken you six months to finally finish the report on our financial crisis and your solution is: 'We need to make more money'.'
'Hardly worth blowing down.'
Bull Riding on the Stock Market
'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
Tags:mba, mbas, m.b.a., m.b.a.s, business masters, masters in business administration, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduating, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, depression, depressed, depressing, useless, useless degree, useless degrees, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes
"Business isn't great. We could only afford the smallest air dancer."
Tags:small business, small businesses, struggle, struggling, struggling business, struggling businesses, sale, sales, air dancer, air dancers, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, inflatables, recession, recessions, independent business, independent businesses, failing business, failing businesses, inflatable tube man, inflatable tube men, sky dancer, sky dancers, tube man, tube men
Tags:news, the news, television, tv, television interview, television interviews, tv interview, tv interviews, attitude, attitudes, confidence, critic, critics, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, not to worry, uh-oh, opinions, differing opinions, predict, predictions, debate, debates, non-bias, bob-biased, impartiality, tv impartiality, broadcasting impartiality, recession, the recession, pundit, pundits, expert, experts, modern life, male pale stale
'Your Financial Institution No Longer Exists.'
Middle Class - You Are Here.
"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."
Tags:replacement, replacements, retire, retires, retiring, layoff, layoffs, laid off, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, jersey, jerseys, football, sports, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, office, offices, white collar job, white collar jobs, athlete, athletes, retired number, retired numbers, legend, legends, all star, all stars, fire, fires, firing, firings, recession, legend, legends, legendary
"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."
Graph shaped like stairs.
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, graph, graphs, chart, charts, profit and loss, stairs, stairway, stairways, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, failing business, failing businesses, profit and loss statement, downward trend, downward trends, recession, the recessions, financial crash, the financial crash, bad business
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
Tags:banks, loans, lending, debt, debtors’ prison, debtors prison, debtors' prisons, debtors prisons, default, mortgage, financial crisis, economy, money, recession, prison, jail, phone calls, executives, default, bankrupt, credit default swap, credit default swaps, lend, lends, lending, loan, loans, loaning, mankoff
"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."
Tags:speaker's fee, speakers fee, guest speaker, guest speakers, graduate, graduates, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, bright future, bright futures, graduations, graduations, economic downturn, climate crisis, recession, bad news, future, futures, bleak, student, students, dishonest, dishonesty
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
'How are the job opportunities here tonight?'
'I miss the disposable income days.'
Family Car to Feed.
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
Tags:wall street, crash, crashes, crashing, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, economic downturns, newscaster, newscasters, newscasting, economic forecast, economic forecasts, recession, recessions, great recession, great recessions, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, reporter, reporters
"Remember the good old days when all the economy needed was a little fine-tuning?"
"Start the economy."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, the economy, failing economy, recession, the recession, economic crash, servant, servants, economist, economists, high expectations, over simplification, order, orders, financial crash, jump start, jump starts, jump starting the economy, politician, politicians, rruler, rulers, capitalism, disaster capitalism
"You're fired. Pass it on."