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'I've calculated that we've enough money for 2013 if we cancel February.'
Bull Riding on the Stock Market
'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
Tags:mba, mbas, m.b.a., m.b.a.s, business masters, masters in business administration, graduate, graduates, graduation, graduating, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, depression, depressed, depressing, useless, useless degree, useless degrees, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes
"Business isn't great. We could only afford the smallest air dancer."
Tags:small business, small businesses, struggle, struggling, struggling business, struggling businesses, sale, sales, air dancer, air dancers, advertise, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, inflatables, recession, recessions, independent business, independent businesses, failing business, failing businesses, inflatable tube man, inflatable tube men, sky dancer, sky dancers, tube man, tube men
"Sorry, we don't have your money anymore but if you want to see some photos of it we've taken over the years check out our website."
Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.
"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."
Tags:wall street, crash, crashes, crashing, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, economic downturns, newscaster, newscasters, newscasting, economic forecast, economic forecasts, recession, recessions, great recession, great recessions, investment, investments, investor, investors, investing, reporter, reporters
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
Tags:sinking business, failing business, failed business, crash, crashes, economic crash, economic crashes, recession, recessions, in recession, double dip recession, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market crash, stock market crashes, economics, life jacket, life jackets, life-jacket, life-jackets, lifejacket, lifejackets, sink ship, sinking ships, boardroom, boardrooms, profit, plummeting profit, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessmen, businessman, businessperson
"The little pig with the portfolio of straw and the little pig with the portfolio of sticks were swallowed up, but the little pig with the portfolio of bricks withstood the dip in the market."
Tags:three little pigs, children's story, children's stories, portfolio, portfolios, stock market, stocks, diversified, market dip, market dips, recession, recessions, childrens story, childrens stories, savings, savings account, savings accounts, bonds, stocks and bonds, retirement savings, fable, fables
'Good news. Even though you've been spending way beyond your means, the IMF is giving you a bailout. It seems you're too big to fail.'
Wall Street Down
Tags:wall street, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, the recession, recessions, double-dip recession, double dip recession, stock exchange, stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, shares, share, failing, failure, stats, statistics, occupy wall street, drain, drains, down the drain, failure, breakdown, breakdowns, collapse, collapses, decline, declines
"As part of our commitment to small business, we are willing to lend you your bus fare home."
Bank - Going out of business sale!
Tags:business, depression, economy, recession, going out of business, fire sale, fire sales, sale, sales, bank, banks, banking, depressions, recessions, economic downturn, economic downturns, too big to fail, tbtf, lose business, loses business, losing business, big bank, big banks, big banking, mankoff
'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'
'Yeah, I've been lucky. My business is pretty darned recession-proof.'
Tags:chart, charts, graph, graphs, business meeting, business meetings, business presentation, business presentations, uptick, upticks, the nineties, boom time, boom times, market growth, market analysis, nostalgia, golden oldie, golden oldies, recession, recessions, market evaluation, market valuation, stock, stocks, stock market, radio station, radio stations, disk jockey, disk jockeys
"This is our first recession together."
Tags:milestone, milestones, relationship milestone, relationship milestones, recession, recessions, free entertainment, free outing, free outings, economic crash, financial crash, the finacial crash, art gallery, art galleries, public art gallery, public art galleries, public places, uncultured, skint, broke, skinflint, skinflints
Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'
'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'
'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'
Businessman Cut Down by Monthly Reports
"Please stand by for a series of tones. The first indicates the official end of the recession, the second indicates prosperity, and the third the return of the recession."
Tags:economy, world economy, economic divide, economic divides, prosperity, recession, recessions, emergency broadcast, emergency broadcasts, emergencies, emergencies, depression, great depression, economic depression, economic depressions, roller coaster, roller coasters, unpredictable, unpredictability, volatility, market volatility, mankoff