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"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."
"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."
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"I hardly recognized you without makeup."
Tags:fish, angelfish, makeup, cosmetics, dress up, dressed up, dressing up, dresses up, application, time consuming job, effort, unrecognizable, unrecognisable, recognise, recognize, recognised, recognized, recognising, recognizing, doll up, dolled up, effort, new person, unidentifiable, disguised, disguise, changed appearance, society, societal pressures, social construct, expectations, expectation, expected, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, cosmetology, new breed, marine biologist, marine biologists
Father's Day in the penguin world.
Upcoming Vatican Announcements
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'I know your face. I just can't place it.'
Tags:religious, religion, religions, baptise, baptize, baptism, baptized, baptised, priest, priests, pastor, pastors, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, preacher, preachers, ceremony, ceremonies, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, recognise, recognize, recognized, recognised
Worker Bee of the Month
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'Look, I think she recognised you!'
"Always 'billionaire playboy.' Never 'billionaire genius.'"
Tags:first world problem, first world problems, rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy elite, fame, famous, billionaire, billionaires, wealth, privilege, privileged, privileged life, privileged lives, genius, genius, recognition, recognised, recognized, media narrative, media narratives, spin, spins, media spin, media spins, geniuses
"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"
'You are this week's top person on the team pyramid.'
'Did you ever see this picture of Burl when he was only a month old, Verl?'
"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."
Tags:modern art, modern artist, modern artists, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, abstract, cubist, cubists, cubism, painting, paintings, fine art, fine artist, fine artists, fine artistry, portrait, portraits, portraiture, fame, recognition, recognise, recognised, recognize, recognized, recognizes, recognises, face, paint, paints
'Now there's a face from the past.'
'10 years of loyal service - and this is what I get?'
'I'm giving an anonymous donation to charity, but I hope they find out it's me.'
'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'
Pig to other: 'What an honor. I'm being roasted tomorrow by City Hall.'
'Since I had cosmetic surgery none of my Facebook friends recognise me!'
'I started as just another 'yes man', but eventually my talents were recognized and I became a full fledged sycophant.'
'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'
'Of course I look familiar!'
"He's beginning to recognize you"