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Record Label Bird
"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."
"Hey - Fantastic News - thanks to the 'vinyl comeback' saddoes, we can now re-release AND charge up to £30 for an album....and start making obscene profits again!!!"
The decline and fall of the recording industry.
'The music business.'
"My teacher said I'm good at music. If that's the case, then why haven't I been offered a record contract and gone on a world tour?"
'Ok, I may have abused my download privileges,'
"Can I be frank with you?"
'One of my songs has been used in a major advertising campaign so I'm afraid I no longer have the blues.'
Bell out of order - please rap.
'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'
You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.
'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'
The reception here is awful!
His Master Voice Desert Island
'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'
"We should play our song slower ... we still have 28 minutes of tape left."