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"I know what some of you are thinking. You're thinking, 'Ha! He claims to be coming to us live, but he's really on tape.' Well, if that's what you think, I can only say I feel sorry for you."
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"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"
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"If you have a touch tone telephone, please choose from the following 12,847 options. . ."
"Gotta take this. Robo Call."
Tags:computer, robots, phone, advertising, networking, telephone, communication, robot, android, cyborg, smartphone, technology, robocall, robocalls, robocalling, computerized autodialer, computerized autodialers, recorded message, recorded messages, a.i., artificial intelligence, robots, androids, cyborgs, technological advances, technological advancements
"No talking back to the recorded seat-belt message."
"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"
Tags:recording, recordings, recorded message, recorded messages, message, messages, answering machine, answering machines, fall in love, falls in love, falling in love, love, loves, phone call, phone calls, dirty phone call, dirty phone calls, love, loves, loving, overstate, overstates, overstatement, overstating
"…is pleased to announce a complete and devastating victory over the enemy. This is a recorded message. The Government is pleased...."
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'This is a recording???'
Having shut early for Christmas, Mr Small decided to get back to work early to check the answering machine.
Tags:hmrc, hm revenue and customs, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, book keeper, book keepers, accountant, accountants, accountancy, tax inspector, tax inspectors, taxation, tax officer, tax officers, book inspection, recorded message, christmas holidays, back to work, after festive break, unwelcome news, unexpected shock, january blues
'This ridiculous recorded message has gone on and on forever and still hasn't told me what number to press for: 'We deliberately ripped you off and now we're going to make it as difficult as possible for you to get your money back'!'
'This is a recording.' 'Doesn't bother me, I'm a hologram.'
'...Hello and thank you for your assistance. ...Have a safe and prosperous New Year.'
"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."
Tags:time, time change, time changes, accurate time, accurate times, record, recording, recordings, recorded message, recorded messages, tedium, tedious, tedious job, tedious jobs, time-consuming, time-consumption, busywork, work, works, working, worker, workers, job, jobs, bore, bores, bored, boring, depressing, drone, drones
"If you want to know what you can do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."
"Push '4' to hear these options again...and this time pay attention!"
We're sorry, all lines are currently busy. Please continue holding for the next available recorded message.
'This phone call may be recorded for training purposes. . .huhhn. . .huhh. . .huhh. . .huhh. . .'
"...press 1 , for a partridge in a pear tree."
'As part of our paper reduction program, we're not sending out layoff notices. Please listen to this recorded message.'
'Somehow, it just doesn't seem the same!'
'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'
"If you want to know what you cand do with your recorded message, press 1 now..."
'You don't say! I'm a recording, too!'
'Watch your language, I'm not a recording!'