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'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'
Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.
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'And then for this scene of the great coconut march, we'll just record a bunch of horses.'
For years he had spent every free moment working on his perpetual motion machine. So far, he was up to 18 seconds.
'I'm afraid we've lost all your records but a focus group we consulted was 49% in favour of you being pregnant.'
Listening to Noam Chomsky
"I beg to differ, I find 'Bad' to be every bit as good as, and in some respects far superior to, 'Thriller.' "
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Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.
Robert P. (All Three Formats)
'...and here's our filing system.'
'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'
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"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."
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'You do realise this means 2000 years of Christmas records.'
"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."
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"Cyndi Lauper on four, sir, with a bullet."
Electronic records will prolong consultations...
"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."
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"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."
'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'
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'By the way, is this off the record?'
"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"
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"If you could give just one piece of advice to those millions of vulnerable young people out there who worship and respect you, what would it be?" "Buy my records."
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