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'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
'Nurse Jenny is here to help with your physical therapy.'
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
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"No doom and gloom here. Julian predicts the economy will turn around by the end of the century."
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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
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'According to Einstein' theory, if we move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally lost.'
'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'
"The King's men helped some, but the horses just made things worse."
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'I dreamed I joined a twelve-step program.'
'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'
'You can listen to the radio and watch TV, but NO RUSH LIMBAUGH.'
'My mother sent down some chicken soup to see if that will help.'
Won't admit I need help.
'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'
'With a few years of physical therapy, I think there's a good possibility that you could get a job as a paperweight!'
'Used to sing the blues. Started popping Prozac and lost everything.'
'You have a good chance of recovery, if you can make it through hospital admissions.'
"Your insurance has run out. We're discharging you from the 'Observation Care' floor to the 'Who Cares?' room in the basement."
"Your husband seems to have recovered - it's what we call a never event."
"You'll be pleased to know you're making good progress - you've just become a statistic."
Recovering Gambling Addict: Will work for powerball tickets.
'Laughter is the best medicine. So... Here you go!'
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'Wow, you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'
"He fainted, so whilst waiting for you I put him in the recovery position."