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"Besides caring too much? I'd probably have to go with Kryptonite."
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"Do you know anything that reflects the current job market?"
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How to tell it's still an employer's job market...
"It's a fine résumé, but the best I can offer you right now is a cameo in accounting."
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'All I know is that we found him on Monster.com.'
Career Paths Inc.
"Gotta run, Peter. A new client is on his way up."
'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'
"My leaving Wilkins & Jennings was perfectly amicable. They felt that I should be fired, and I agreed."
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"Do I want the job? Huh, I never thought about it like that."
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"Mr. Lartsek is ready to see you now. Would you like a moment to pucker up?"
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"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."
"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."
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'Where's My Job'
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The world's most unemployable family
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'We're looking for someone with your exact qualifications, but a mechanical version.'
'You're exactly the kind of applicant we're looking for.'
'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'
"Do you have any references?"
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"Would you care to join the 'American association of dead people'?"
"Personnel have downgraded the new job sec fro 'must be qualified with six years experience' to 'must be alive." "Still seems a lot to ask for the money."
"According to your resumé, Jack, you're all work and no play. We like that."
"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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"I'm looking for a position where I can slowly lose sight of what I originally set out to do with my life, with benefits."
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