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"My dear Charles: I am writing to you in soy ink on recycled paper."
"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."
'Well, we'll out-recycle them. We'll use paper made from vegetable products, and soy based ink, so after reading the magazine it could then be boiled,mashed and eaten.'
"God, how earnest. Whales on recycled paper."
'We think it's only fitting that second marriage licenses be printed on recycled paper.'
Made Out of Recycled Paper
If the Moses story happened today...
'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'
"That order you placed for the recycled paper came in very handy-all our dismissal notices are printed on it."
This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.
"I believe in recycling paper, but not by handing in the same exact book report two weeks in a row"
Environmentalists Go Home
Paper towels - recycled paper.
'We ask the court to take into account that all my client's counterfeit bills were printed on recycled paper.'
'First the good news, Hairston. This year our layoff notices are printed on 100 recycled paper.'
'Is this ticket on recycled paper?'
'No trees were destroyed to make this cartoon. However, two baby bushes were clubbed to death just for kicks.'
Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.
"And we need some Christmas cards too. . . Get the ones made from recycled paper. . . no point wasting trees. . ."